[Geysers] Geyser Carols 2010

[Libby Medley]

Thank you for continuing the musical tradition! Best wishes for the
holidays. Libby, Jay and Emily Medley

On Tue, Dec 21, 2010 at 7:26 AM, <sgryc at comcast.net> wrote:

> Dear Fellow Gazers,
>
>
> The editors of the Sput needed to remind me of my yearly obligation.  As of
> late my spirit has been o'ertaxed by the daily rigors of academe and
> undernourished due to the lack of geyser gazing.  I have supplied carols
> since 1997 at a rate of two per year, which adds up to . . . um . .
> . several hundreds.  How can my poor brain be so fecund as to create yet
> more?  But lo*, *another holiday miracle has occurred so that you may
> revel and marvel at this season's creations.  To wit:
>
> *
> *
>
> *Go Tell It To A Ranger*
>
> (to the tune of “Go Tell It On The Mountain”)
>
>
>
> Go tell it to a ranger,
>
> Though he is not so unaware,
>
> Go tell it to a ranger,
>
> That tourists sure are dumb.
>
>
>
> A man at Crested Pool
>
> Asked me if it was hot.
>
> He dipped his little finger in
>
> Though I said he should not.
>
>
>
> Go tell it to a ranger,
>
> Though she is not so unaware,
>
> Go tell it to a ranger,
>
> That tourists sure are dumb.
>
>
>
> A tourist from Ohio
>
> Thought bison hair so soft,
>
> He pulled a hank from one big bull
>
> And he was hurled aloft.
>
>
>
> Go tell it to a ranger,
>
> Though he is not so unaware,
>
> Go tell it to a ranger,
>
> That tourists sure are dumb.
>
>
>
> *I Saw A Central Vent Delay*
>
> (to the tune of “I Saw Three Ships on Christmas Day”)
>
>
>
> I saw a Central Vent Delay,
>
> On op’ning day, on op’ning day,
>
> I had to wait to my dismay,
>
> On op’ning day in the morning.
>
>
>
> And Grotto Fountain would not play,
>
> On op’ning day, on op’ning day,
>
> The puny Central Vents did spray,
>
> On op’ning day in the morning.
>
>
>
> I wish those vents would go away
>
> On op’ning day, on op’ning day,
>
> I did not pay for one-foot play,
>
> On op’ning day in the morning.
>
>
> Best wishes for great gazing in the new year,
>
> Steve Gryc
>
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